So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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