you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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