Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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