People in love make me want to vomit
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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