I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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