ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just pee around me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
