): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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