Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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