Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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