THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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