I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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