I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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