its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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