Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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