No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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