Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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