So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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