I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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