Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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