What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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