im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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