Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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