She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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