How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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