Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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