well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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