i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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