look no pants
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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