All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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