Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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