gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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