You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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