Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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