I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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