I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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