shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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