I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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