his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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