walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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