how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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