I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize