She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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