chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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