She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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