think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
How does one acquire holy water?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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