i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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