i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
