You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Randomize
