I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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