doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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