i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
