I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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