Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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