Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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