What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This is my life. Enjoy the view
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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